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All My Thoughts While Watching The Host

Posted on the 13 April 2013 by Blueberry @294by10

I AM WATCHING THE HOST I THINK MY EYES ARE GOING TO TEAR FROM THE CONSTANT ROLLING

Why can’t the ‘resistance’ just wear coloured contacts and pretend to be the aliens and just end this movie

The most committed actor in this movie is the little brother

Omg unnecessary love triangle

It’s a bullet proof car, dumbass. Stop shooting and find another plan

Isn’t this movie PG 13? They just showed that dude’s butt

I just learned that aliens are terrible at flirting too

I just want the Wanderer to die

You know what would be a neat twist, is if the Wanderer is a dude, and like this other dude is like OMG

TWIST! So shocking. Bet nobody saw that coming.

I wish the weird dude sitting behind me would stop snoring

SEXY TIMES!

Oh. No they just alternatively kissed Wanda. Fine that’s cool, I guess?

Nice twist. Is this even a twist?

This is easily the only interesting part of the movie

…. Andddd it’s over

This movie is about 50 minutes too long.

I think, that The Host is called the host because when the parasite takes over the host, the host becomes the parasite. The end.


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