Dear piggy chops,
you must not know me,but i`m yours biggest fan,not only a fan but the breeze of the glaciers.
You are the lady of my dreams,(even if i`m insomniac). The sole purpose of writing this letter is that i lost my girlfriend because of you.
You see,i had a girlfriend who loved me more than the gifts i gave her every month,she even cared for me better than the diamond ring i gave her on our last anniversary.
I wasn`t into you from the beginning,but i couldn`t resist falling for your charms,after watching “DON 2″. I wanted to make you my ‘jungli billi’. But i had a girlfriend,so i was in kind of dilemma. So i thought why not seek you in my girlfriend. So i called her and said to dress up like you and sway her body like you.
But that didn`t help,as she has gained some weight in last few months. So i asked her to have a plastic surgery of her nose similar to you,and also a lip enhancement.
But she refused,and kicked me out of her house. So here i am all alone,all i have is my room full of your posters. I have personalized my coffee mug,my bed sheet,my t-shirt, and even my underwears with your pictures,so i never miss your glimpse.
Now coming to the point,i would like to propose you for marriage. I am a bit younger than you,but i guess when you can date shahid kapoor,you can date me too. And anyways shahid still loves bebo,you should know that. On the other hand i am a FRESH MAAL.
And about the fame and your working in movies,don`t worry i would never worry about it,and also i would never feel inferior for the fact that you will earn and i will be sitting home,spending the money..
so what do you say P.C?
p.s. – if your answer is no,then let me tell you,you look more uglier after the lip surgery.
