Okay first up, Yash Raj is clearly NOT OKAY with satire/parodies. So I am not going to write an actual pretend Behind the scenes for Dhoom 3 because I don’t have money to pay for legal cases.
Instead, here are names for Dhoom 3 I came up with, or a list of:
What Dhoom3 should’ve been called
Shroom 3: How we wrote this script
Vroom 3: CBZ bana BMW
Boom 3: The arrival of Katrina’s inner thighs
(Dhoom 3)*2: Twist!
Gloom 3: Aamir Khan gives up on his ‘I will only make perfect movies’ dream
3, Dhoom: Aamir Khan has beautiful Yoda ears
Zoom 3: Abhishek Bachchan is on helicopters again!
Whom 3?: Uday Chopra
Loom 3: Nolan’s yarn
Doom 3: Spoilers, but think: climax