So a few of my Facebook followers said that I should write a collection of my Facebook posts from the week and put them in a blog post for readers who don’t follow me on Facebook. So hey, I thought I would give it a try. Here’s a glimpse into my Facebook posts from this week…
Monday: I look so skinny lying down. Gravity rocks… until it is time to pee.
Tuesday: Daughter was supposed to be asleep an hour ago. She just yelled up for me and when I walked into her room, she told me that she couldn’t sleep because something was stuck in her butt. I was scared to look but then realized it was her underwear. Nothing like insomnia due to a wedgie.
Wednesday: You’ve reached a new low in parenting when you tell kids there aren’t anymore chocolate chip granola bars and then sneak into the bathroom to eat the last one.
Thursday: So here’s what just happened. I’m going to lay it all out there. I had a bowl of cheese doodles. I didn’t want my hands to get all greasy with crumbs. So I dipped my head into the bowl and bobbed for one. I got it and inhaled it completely into my mouth. Hands never left the keyboard. That’s how I roll people. That’s how I roll.
Friday: Apple needs to invent the iCrib – a built-in tv on a baby’s crib. At the sound of crying “Yo Gabba Gabba” pops up on the screen. It would blow the sales of the iPhone out of the water.
