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"I Believe in Inner Beauty :')

Posted on the 01 February 2014 by Shruti2910

Because butt-pads, Lakme 9 to 5 foundation and Fem bleach are doing absolutely nothing to make me look good."
Outer appearance is one such thing. No matter how much your pink t-shirt with silver imprint of "I don't care how I look"  shouts,  no matter how many blog posts you have written on "What is in appearance", deep down we all demand appreciation. 
But then, because other alternatives like a surgery might be costly and I am very advice giving, you might try these few economically feasible suggestions that can actually make people believe that you look good. 1. "I m sexy and I know it"Heard about power of visualization? That.
"Believe in belief and others will believe in you"
~Rumi
(Not sure, but adding '~Rumi' just makes it more authentic) :P 
Yes you, you with hairy ear lobes, you with cutely hanging love handles, you with a few mildly burnt tresses after that hair-straightener disaster, you are absolutely gorgeous and the most beautiful person on the planet! Believe in this and others will believe in what you believe.
Google 'you are beautiful' and be inspired. 
2. Gulp down a camera, click a picture. Instagram #picoftheday #instalove #instagood.To tell the world that you are beautiful inside. 3. Friend with Benefits. 
You need a friend for this. If not, scroll down your FB friend's list. Pick that one friend with hearts and starts and "mAh AtTiTuDe Rox" on his/her DP primarily to divert attention from his/her face. Go close with this friend. Be best friends and then execute the plan!
i. Go to malls, movies, parties together.
ii. "Chal na sath mein picture lete hai..#100HappyDays challenge ke liye. I am so happy with you"
iii. Upload.
The logic is, because this friend is uglier than you, you will end up looking better than him/her.
You could also ask this friend to write long comments praising about the existence of you in his/her life and revert with the same.
Don't hurt anyone's feelings by approaching them with "Let's hang out more because I am better looking than you". Be smart and say, "I don't feel beautiful without you by my side"
Alternatively, get a gang of friends and convince them to "like" all your pictures! Looks good. 
4. The Social Network Pose. 
Thumb-rule is, either don't show the entire thing or show everything.
If you are too fat, always stick to close-ups or learn the rocket science of cropping face. If you are skinny, well...!
Indulge in selfie, duck-face and turn-left-hands-on-waits-bend-a-bit click techniques. They anyhow make you look cool. 
5. "They are not real!"Scream this at the top of your lungs whenever you find your boyfriend or girlfriend drooling over any celebrity. Share this and stuff like this on social network. Let people know how this all is just moh-maaya and your body will eventually turn to ashes. But if you are too keen on looking beautiful to people, ensure you exist only in the photo-shopped version of you. i.e. Avoid going out in real.
Thank me later :P
 


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