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I Could Just Eat You with SPOON!

Posted on the 03 May 2012 by Thefatalfemme @The_Fatal_Femme
Have you ever thought that something was so adorable that you could just eat it with a spoon?
Right then. Right there. Munch munch.
Just me?
Oh right.
Well I have had this urge several times.
In the middle of the shop staring at a dress. Lying in bed when my cat wants a cuddle. But the most disturbing of times, is over my nephew.
He's absolutely gorgeous.
Whenever I see/look at photos of/smell him - I want to eat him!
Not in the hideous, violent, "Fat Bastard from Austin Powers" kind of way.
But in the "OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU YOU ARE CUTE I WANT TO EAT YOU!" kind of way.
When I change his nappies (yes, I am going somewhere with this) - ONCE his bottom is clean and talc'd up, I have the sudden urge to bite it.
It just smells so good. Of babies, you know? Well he is a baby.
I think people are frightened to leave me alone with him. 
They do say love is consuming. Well I've consumed it.
And several dresses...

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