Now Hiring, Friends Required

I'm now hiring additional friends. My current friends don't have enough time to hang out with me as much as I would like.
Qualifications required:
Must agree with most, if not all stuff I write about on my blog
Must love all animals and must not be scared of them (especially rats and dogs)
Must enjoy swimming, roller coasters and doing arts and crafts
Must not be intimidating to me or be unable to sit still or shut up
Calm personality preferred, those with ADHD need not apply
Age requirement is 10-12yrs
Applications will be accepted on an ongoing basis.
Yesterday it was 16°C so I decided to do some painting outside. It was so bright and sunny I wore sunglasses. My sunglasses changed the color of my painting and the light green I thought I was painting was actually turquoise. I didn't paint for a long time because it took a long time to find and setup my painting stuff. Then the neighbours came out and used all my cheap splatter paint and they got paint all over my painting supplies, table, the lawn, the sidewalk, me and themselves. Now my happy painting land was too bright, too loud and too dirty to work, so I put away my stuff and rode my scooter.  I took a break and ate half a watermelon when I was painting. Then for lunch Mom made egg salad kale wraps and carrot sticks.
Today I made a breakfast smoothie with a banana, two kiwis, frozen blueberries, two pears, a peach, POM Wonderful juice, orange juice, and peach punch. It was really good but I wonder if eating all that fruit at once is a waste of vitamins.
Now I'm eating Boondi and mom is blaming me for greasing up her laptop.