Here are top 5 things that show how we are regressing at a faster rate than value of Rupee
A) Theek Hai?
If you do not know what am talking about already, you are already missing a lot of national fun!
Like Kapil is so known for his "Babaji ka Thullu", we have our very own "Theek hai" fame, Prime Minister of our nation, Manmohan Singh! Ask me why would I call him Punjab da sher and I would spill on! I mean, doesn't it take balls to face the nation on television condemning a heinous rape incident and ending the speech with Theek Hai?He is a pseudo mime. He doesn't really speak usually and whenever he does, he makes sure he makes all of us laugh!
B) Mitron..
y u do dis Mudi?
There is a reason why he doesn't have a lady in his life. Because everyone in his life gets Mitron-zoned.
Everytime he goes around to ask for votes, he addresses the audience with Mitron, so ideologically, he believes in friends-with-benefits funda.
This "Mitron" fame just 5 year younger to my grand-father and they call him 'Youth Icon'. He is also a wannabe PM of our nation.
He takes credit for EVERYTHING!
His recently acclaimed super-power is to MODIfy all chapters of history of India but his supporters think it is wise to let-go of his-past-story and make him PM.
He is a political leader with highest number of followers on Twitter but the sad part is all this followers have 'egg' DP and 0 tweets.
Hmm..
C) "Desh ke Yuva Neta - Rahul Gandhi"
The only difference between Rahul Gandhi and Roshesh is that RG can never be that funny!
You remember Sarabhai vs. Sarabhai? Roshesh? That!Roshesh Sarabhai was a parody of Rahul Gandhi. Ok, vice-versa. Whatever.
Advice: Don't let this fair-skinned, cute-dimpled Roshesh Rahul fool you. He is just 5 years younger to my dad. Hence, I am still a toddler.
D) Can't help when getting raped? Enjoy the act, baby..!
I remember the last to last to last to last time my brother was eating Chowmein, I saw him suspiciously all the time till he finished the bowl, thanks to Khap Panchayat leaders of Haryana. Khap Panchayat was being regressive. But this CBI Chief Ranjit Sinha has crossed all the "see the brighter side" philosophy.By his theory, if a woman cannot help herself when getting raped, she should instead enjoy!
E) Cut-down all wedding expenses. Have pre-marital sex and you are married! Yay!
Yes, this is what Madras High Court thought a few months back, blame of which was latter put on the journalist who mis-wrote the headline.
I wonder how polygamous our country would be by now and how a lot of people who watched porn are married to no one but their hand! :P
I also remember the court saying, "Either party can approach the Family Court for a declaration of marital status by supplying documentary proof for sexual relationship"
What proof can you have of having sex? Love-bites, MMS, condom-receipt? WHAT?!
