Relationships Suck Awkward Balls

Relationships are for the most part, awkward. In my eyes at least; I grew up in a town with less than 2000 people most of whom are elderly. It was hard for me to even talk to girls, I admit I'm not the most extrinsic guy in the world but I just couldn't start something, yeah some people I knew did date in high school, but I found it weird. If your reading this and have no idea what I'm talking about you are most likely from a larger town or city. Imagine you're walking down the street and all you see are people you know, your friends, your family your families friends, Etc and the whole day you don't see one person who you have never met before. That is what it is like in a small town. Dating, sex anything like that is weird, when you met every eligible partner in kindergarten and have seen them every day since how are you going to start? "Hey, how's you mom doing? Want me to put my dick in you?" It just doesn't work! And if you do mess up and make a fool of your self, literally everyone knows within the day and you get people making fun of you; It's inevitable.
Since I moved to Kelowna which is a small city, I have found my self turning from a socially awkward teenager to someone who can openly talk to complete strangers; it's great!
I don't recommend trying it if you are self conscious but I could go to the mall walk up to someone and as them if the want to have sex, just like that “Do you want to go have sex somewhere?”, if it worked or if it didn't there would be no loss, you may become someone funny story they break out at a party but chances are you will never see each other again and even if you do you neither one of you will even notice (unless it worked).
My advise for this post: Don't care so much about what people think of you wither it is a stranger on the street or a life long friend don't be ashamed to be your self. And I mean that full on, if you are a sexual person let people know! especially if you're a girl. No guy in his right mind would be offended if you grabbed him by the junk and gave him a wink. If they call you a slut just say yeah, so what. There is nothing wrong with being openly sexual and I mean that! That would make my day if a girl did that even if I didn't like here, even if she was 100 years old, that is a good complement. It's like saying "Yeah! I'd hit that" it makes you feel good about your self. This reminds me of a friend of mine who would openly talk about his masturbation habits and porn preferences to anyone who would listen. And everyone likes him for that, they may not like to listen but they know that there is nothing hidden from them, he always tells the truth. Take this from someone who often lies because I am to lazy to explain the truth. I am a total hypocrite but I am trying to change and I'm not just siting here telling you how you can be more like me I am just telling you what I think and how I am trying to better my self as a person. I don't actually do any of the things I talk about in my posts but I am talking as the person I want to be. An unrealistically better person, who has it all together and doesn't shutter in fear at the thought of asking someone out, or speaking in a group of more than 5 people.
Even more important than the advise above. This also goes out to the girls mainly, don't get offended or act offended if a guy does something to you like says you have a nice ass or tits! It is a complement even if it was rude! Just don't take it the wrong way, be cool about it, smile, laugh, if you like him give him one back! It doesn't have to be real, you don't have to sleep with him if you do that. Just have fun with it, and everyone will walk away happy about them selfs.
Nick McDonald