Smelly Shit

Blahhh..... I am not having a good day writing. Usually I can pound out 1000-2000 words a day but so far I've done 23, and it's already 1:53 AM by the way. So I'll warn you now, this is not going to be a very good post, I can't even think of a good idea. So here is probably like not even 500 words on smells, I don't know why, I just looked around and the first thing I saw was a thing of deodorant.
I hate smells, not bad smells, just smells in general. Probably my least favorite smells are the ones that are meant to make things smell better. Like when you open an air “freshener”, It is just this overwhelming cloud of pure smell that clogs up your sense of smell and makes it sting when you breath, like literally sting! Why do people like those things? My sister sprays like that chemical shit that's supossed to “freshen” the air like crazy, just fucking sprays that shit around then takes a huge fucking breath in and says “doesn't that smell better?!?!” better than what? Nothing?!?! I love nothing it smells like, well.....nothing!! Even the things that people say make bad smells like left-out spaghetti, smelling up the house, I don't mind that!! A hint of spaghetti smells good!! A lot better than having hand fulls of flowers ground up into a powder and shoved up my nose fuck! No wonder everyone is getting cancer and shit, do you think they actually use real lilacs to get that smell? NO it's fucking chemicals not dangerous chemicals but still, even doctors can't know for sure that extended exposure to these things can't cause medical problems down the road. It is a hell of a lot better to just breath in clean air, if I want to smell a flower, I will go find a flower to smell I don't like having them trusted in my face all day long.
So there you have it, I wrote 387 words today, and crappy ones at that I was going to write a post about my 18th birthday which was today BTW but I couldn't get it rolling, It's my birthday give my a break I'll put up some better shit tomorrow. YAY ADULTHOOD!!!
Nick McDonald