Soooooo Close

So today I was awoken to a very interesting email and I'll copy it here so you can read it.
Heyy, you sound interesting! 31 f here, 140lbs 5'6" looking to have a good time. I am also quite curious about how young you are, I bet we could have a good time together.... I am for real, I want ur cock in my mouth...mmm!
As you could tell I was pretty excited, it seemed I was about to get laid. So I spend the whole morning texting back and forth with her and it turned out she was married, I was like ok I can live with that, then she asked if I was bi apparently she was into gang bangs and apparently one guy isn't enough to satisfy her! This pissed me the fuck off!! I'm not bi, hell I can barely watch porn with ONE guy in it, and it has to be close up and he has to be silent or else I can't get into it! I don't know if that's normal, maybe normal guys would be into that but I fucking could NOT, I don't care if I never get laid I'm not putting my junk withing 50 feet of another guys disgusting sweaty balls I don't care how hot the girl is. So I spend like 3 hours of my day and got sooo excited just for nothing. Fuck that!!
Nick McDonald