Last week I started answering your questions that you posted on Facebook for me, and now I’ve moved on to the second group of them. If you missed the first post, you can check it out here. I think you all have the ability to replace Barbara Walters someday… though some of the questions might be better suited for The Jerry Springer Show…
If you had to rename your blog and no longer be about martinis or minivans, what would you switch to? (from Bolton at Bolton Carley’s Blog)
I believe I would switch it to, “Porn”. I think it would be funny for my mother when her friends ask what I write, and she has to answer, “Porn.” Yeah, I truly have a middle school maturity level sometimes…
Any recipes you can recommend for us? (from Elaine at House of Bedlam)
Yes. My favorite recipe is a great afternoon snack for mothers. You take a large pint glass and fill it half way with ice. Then you add a 1/2 cup of gin and then fill the rest of the glass with tonic. (diet tonic for those watching their figure) Add slice of lime. Then ignore children. It’s a no-fail recipe every time.
What superpower would you choose if you could ONLY use your superpower for completely selfish reasons? (from Darcy from So Then Stories)
I would choose the power to never have bikini rash from shaving again. I’d love to not look like I have herpes at the pool. My superpower would activate in the shower when I turn my pelvis to the water. Poof. Italian thick hair gone down there and smooth Heidi Klum bikini line appears.
If martinis didn’t exist, what would your go to drink be? And what would your new blog title be based on your new drink? (from Katie from Yellow Mango Life)
Look, you seem like a nice girl and all. But what the hell? Why on earth would you talk about a day when martinis didn’t exist? Are you trying to kill me? I’m going to include your question but I just can’t bring myself to answer… I’m crying at the thought right now.. Crying in my vodka…
What is the best piece of advice you ever got? (from Kathy from My Dishwasher’s Possessed)
Keep a tissue tucked up your sleeve at all times.
Who would you cast to play you in the movie version of your blog? (from Kim from Oh My! Omaha)
This is a tough one. It would have to be someone who is constantly desiring to lose 10 lbs but can’t stop their secret obsession with Little Debbie Snack Cakes. That eliminates all the women in Hollywood. So I think I would maybe go with Honey Boo Boo. She seems like she would bring a new approach to the stay at home mom who is a freelance writer and blogger, right?
Ok, I’ve bored you enough with my answers… Stay tuned, more answers are coming in the near future… that is unless someone else asks me to imagine a world without martinis… that’s just cruel.
