Every night after we put the kids to bed, my husband and I make ourselves a warm cup of tea and talk about the politics of the world while we read each other poetry.
Okay, that’s total crap.
We make a cocktail, pull up the ottoman and plop ourselves down in front of the TV while we tweet and check Facebook. It’s very romantic.
So last night, as he was flipping the channels, my husband stopped and started hysterically laughing.
I looked up from my incredibly witty tweet I was getting ready to send and almost spit out my drink.
It was an entire channel dedicated to selling adult toys. Basically, the QVC of vibrators.
I had to record a few minutes and share it with you all because there are so many funny elements of the few seconds we watched.
There’s the hilarity of both women wearing business suits to talk about sex toys. It might be the least erotic way to sell a vibrator.
There’s the insanity of what this actual toy looks like.
The weird thing the one woman is doing with her fingers every time the other woman says, “two.”
And then there’s my favorite part. When the one woman says, “Wow!” You can actually hear my husband and I laughing because I couldn’t listen to it without cracking up. I now can’t ever use the phrase “fully customizable” without picturing them…
You have to see it to believe it. Go see it now.
Click on link below to see it on my YouTube channel – which I actually just created to post this.
Hilarious Adult Toy Commercial
There you go – there’s my 4th of July patriotic present to you. Don’t say I never gave you anything…
