The Pubic Hair Conundrum

I manscape, I'm not ashamed to admit that. I rock a buzz cut upstairs and down, I even use the same hair cutting device (don't know what those things are called) I just start cutting at one head and stop at the other. It just looks better, cleaner, and plus it complements the size so why wouldn't I. I used to keep it like a jungle down there, it was a mess; but now I can actually see the skin beneath!!
The first time I did it, it was horrible as is most things the first time you try them. In this case I made the mistake of taking off the cover thing that sets the length so that I could clean up the area around making it look nice and tidy forgetting that when hair gets short enough it gets prickly and sharp. I'll just say that it wasn't a very fun couple days.
Now for the feature presentation, girls pubes!!! I'm not going to lie, I like my girls like I like my food, with as little hair as possible. BAZINGA!! But I don't understand how girls can go through all that! Just how much work they put into their appearance it is amazing. I have a very basic routine to maintain my appearance I can do EVERYTHING in like and half and hour easy, then I am good for like two weeks except for showering and shaving of course. But girls spend like an hour in the bathroom in the morning to get their hair right, then with everything else it must be ridiculous shaving their legs, arms, and or course their "area" unless they rock the jungle look, not even to mention the make up!! That is for a whole other post I'm not even going to start on the make up.
Guys, we just wake up. That is the hardest part of our morning routine, that and getting dressed other than that I just splash some water on my face and I'm out the door even though I rarely go out the door, I usually just go up stairs to get breakfast, I often even skip the getting dressed part if I still have some food laying around my room from the night before. Then it's just back to bed for porn and masturbation followed by music and computering, followed by eating followed by sleeping, followed by porn and masturbation and the cycle continues in a never ending loop of shame.
But still a fun loop, those are some of my favorite things.......WINNING
Nick McDonald