"THOSE" Guys

Okay, if you haven't read any of my post relating to my sex life I'll give you a run down I'm still a virgin at the moment but I have been trying my hardest to change that for the last week or so and perhaps find someone I want to do more with than fuck. So I have totally lost count of the amount of dating and hook up sites I have signed up for (not spending money though because that's stupid) and it is fucking hard even now that I'm sending like 50 messages a day to random girls anywhere between the ages of 18 and 50 it's ridiculous! And I know the problem it's not that I'm not a good guy and girls wouldn't want to go out with me, because I'm a very good, decent guy and I can say that honestly. The problem is THOSE guys, you know the guys I'm talking about the ones that have like a million pictures of them self shirtless and act like they are gods gift to women. NO!!! you fucking tool girls don't give a fuck about what your arms look like, do you think they are flipping through the billion other pictures of guys that look exactly the same as you flexing in the mirror as you take a picture with your Iphone and they come to your picture and think OH MY GOD that guy is so ripped and sexy!!! NOO you have to give them something more than that!
And for fuck sakes it isn't saying "Hey boo, how you doin?" Anyone who has ever said the word boo unsarcastically deserves to die, I'm just saying, the world would be a better place without them. That also goes for any words like that, What is wrong with saying there name? What's wrong with being a decent person? For the love of god, girls don't want to see a picture of your cock as an introduction! And the problem is it is fucking impossible for decent people to get together because when a girl goes out looking for a nice date online, she just gets bombarded by pictures of dicks and guys flexing. The one or two people who are genuinely interested in her as a person are just hidden behind a wall of dicks (literally and figuratively).
These "people" as some still refer to them as, are just horrible people they just want to use women for their bodies and throw them aside. Don't get me wrong I am very interested in doing despicable things to women I barely know but at least I have respect for them, I would never lie to a girl, If I planned to just fuck her and leave the next day I would say that, it wouldn't be a smart move while trying to get laid but at least then she knows what it is she's doing while she's doing it.
Girls, my advise to you is if you're looking for a guy don't be distracted by the dicks, brush them aside and look for the more genuine guys, they deserve your time a lot more, and you will have a much better experience.
And guys look at yourself from a distance and if you are one of those dicks, get your shit together you're pathetic! To tell if you are one of those guys I have made a checklist below.
1) If you wear a hat in any position other than forwards
2) If you have a picture of yourself shirtless while not at a beach
3) If you have ever had a screen name including any of the following big, huge, sexy, body, fuck, cock, dick, abs, pecks, muscles
4) If you wear sunglasses when it is not sunny
5) If you have ever seriously, or jokingly commented on the size of your dong to a girl
6) If you have ever used the word krunk in any context even sarcastic
7) If you drive an older civic or similar import, and you have for some reason felt the need to mod it
8) If you drive a newer model corvette (obviously)
9) If you drive a ridiculous truck
10) If your greeting to a girl you haven't met before is anything other than "Hi, I'm ______"
I could go on but I think 10 is sufficient. If you have answered yes to any of these questions, You need to work on your entire life basically.
In the spirit of this post if you are a girl, you are interested, and live in the Okanagan area contact me through the comments or email me at nick.mcdonald.94@gmail.com I read every comment and email I get pretty much within the hour. I don't want anything specifically, I am open to anything even if you just want to be friends :) as I said earlier age is not a thing for me as long as you are attractive I'm 18 by the way so anyone between the age of 16 and 50 looking for some fun!!!
Nick McDonald