Ugly Beard, Because Shaving is Too Mainstream!

As long as we can date back to the history of humankind, men have had sported facial hair. Cavemen, obviously had no choice!
But since Gillette launched razors in 1901, there have been very many reasons why men shouldn't shave.
Here are a few reasons why you, my dear men, SHOULD NOT shave:

1. You really love yourself!
Yes, women like men with stubble. As long as that man is Ranveer Singh, Emran Hashmi, Brad Pitt and others from the clan.
"But I am my own swag!"
Sure sir, go for it!

2. You love giving 'that' feel! Ugly beard, because shaving is too mainstream! That feel of pricking her cheeks when you kiss, that feel of tickle when you go near her and that feel of dating a cavemen. You think that every other woman you meet will want to cuddle with your soft beard and probably get lost within your beard rather than your eyes.Unfortunately Mister, woman who'd adore 'that' feel you want to give are really rare, so all my best wishes with you! :P
3. Hiding Spree. You love Hiding things within you! Weapons, food, phones, gold, tools, you love to hide it all in your mighty huge beard! You love the taste of your dinner way too much that you'd want to hold it forever! My dad's screaming over me right now because I've over-packed, please come along with me? Ugly beard, because shaving is too mainstream!

4. You love to be an emergency savior.

You can keep your friends warm, and your beard can also make up for a good cover in case of a wardrobe malfunction! Tell me about clean-shave benefits! 5. You don't like to live a civilized life. Ugly beard, because shaving is too mainstream! And hence every month is a November! Living a normal life is too main-stream, you say. You wouldn't want to grab a good job, impress a woman or even be an acceptable part of the society. Right track sir, right track.