Winkle

I can't get my winkle out,
isn't it a sin?
The more I try to get it out,
the further it goes in...
I can't get my winkle out,
isn't it a do-er?
I can't get my winkle out,
has anyone got a skewer?
Childish?
Yes
Immature?
Yes (it means the same as childish - you moron!)
Funny?
Slightly. Enough to make me smile.
So go on. Smile.
It's Monday. It's cold. It's dark.
The perfect conditions to recite an old limerick or two for gits and shiggles.
Enjoy your week. Spread the silliness.
Watch this space...