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WTF? Acne? Head Pimples? Gotta Be HORMONES!

Posted on the 09 May 2012 by Brenda @PibblesNHeathen
WTF seriously? For the past month,  wait scratch that shit! For about 6 months now, off and on, I've noticed some pimple like bumps on my head, my scalp. What the hell? Yeah, if I feel a pimple or bump, I pick up. Yes, I'm a dumbass. Have we covered that one yet?
Anywho...........I've been thinking it's shampoo...........so I switched.
Then I thought it was hairspray...............so I switched.

Natural hair conditioner

Natural hair conditioner (Photo credit: o5com)


I also get these on my face! I'M FARKIN TIRED OF IT ALREADY DAMMIT!
So I Google about it. Yes, Google is a phenomenal tool! But I'm sure you already knew that. Hell, you can find a husband on Google! And FREE AT THAT! :) Back to my pimply head................ so I read about this scalp acne. Ewww, it creeps me out. Seriously? It's just zits!
Many things can cause it. Stress, allergies, sweat...yada yada yada. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CAUSES IT! JUST FARKIN CURE IT ALREADY! DAYUUUUM!!
So there are some "treatments". I go to my local Rite Aid in search of some shampoo. Yep, suppose to get shampoo with oogity boogity stuff in it. I find it. Denorex. Bleh. Even the sound is gross!
WHAT?! NO CONDITIONER?! TWO IN ONE SHIT!! Oh yeah, that shit ain't gonna work on my OVER-PROCESSED hair. Did I mention OVER-PROCESSED?!?!?!
I also pick up this other shampoo. Wow! Pretty cool bottles! I'll have to take pic of these bottles but anywho.....it's sulfate free and has green tea in it. Should be good stuff, right? We'll see.

Shower

Shower (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Anyway, I used this Denorex shit this morning. OMG! It tingles! Dayuum again! Wonder where else I can put this shampoo! Yeah, the thought was there this morning but I was running a tad behind. Gonna hold that thought for a bit! ;) So, oh crap! Ya gotta do it twice! Normally I HAVE to used conditioner. I put it on and use a pick to comb it through while in the shower. Well, BLOODY HEL! I could NOT pick my hair after that Denorex crap! BTW, it looks like brown piss coming out of the bottle............. back to my picking. So......I had to put conditioner on it. I use the new stuff. Mmmmm it smells delicious! I picked through it and out of the shower.
The rest of the morning was normal routine. I'm hoping I only have to use this Denorex crap a few times and than figure out WHAT THE HEL is going on with my scalp and face. Guess I need some oil-free junk. Anywho...... have any of you had this happen and if so, what did you use and how did you clear it up?
I can't begin to try and eliminate what is doing it! If it is shampoo, conditioner, hair spray, food, what the fark is doing it? So I'm looking for the best way to control it and ditch it! All I know is it's probably these DAMN HORMONES and the wonders of growing old, not so gracefully and/or willingly!!
HELP LADIES!!!

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