The Frisky Virgin, superhero-style
Code Name: The Frisky Virgin
Description: From the deepest, darkest corners of night to the blindingly bright rays of day, she moves, unnoticed by human eyes, watching, listening, and waiting. Delusional dizziness is doomed! Ignorance be gone! Douche-bags beware! Liar-liar pants on fire she shall declare!
Super Powers:
- The brutal truth she speaks will penetrate your brain and replace the stupid with common sense and accountability. (Might have been useful for the Cowboys coach yesterday…icing your own kicker…just when you think you’ve seen it all).
- Can move about unnoticed, completely invisible to human eyes (yeah, this is so a real power of mine)
- Her palms mysteriously soaked the power of the Patronus and Petrificus Totalus charms from the pages of Harry Potter. Together, they bind wrongdoers in an impenetrable web of freezing light and wispy blue jays (TFV’s Patronus). (Dang, I wish!)
- By virtue of her own virtue, TFV is able to save women from giving it up to a lying douche-bag (and vice versa—save men from falling for a vicious, ill-intentioned, sight-setting, money-grubbing witch…’cause those do exist and they always seem to win…not anymore!). (Kinda want a theme song now).
- Irresistible to men when she chooses to be visible. (*snort* wish this were true).
Bonus abilities: Fly, super speed, and super strength. (really, who doesn’t want these?)
Tools:
*Bejeweled “V” on her belt: glows and vibrates [hey, if phones can be set to vibrate, so can my bejeweled“V”] to alert her of someone needing assistance; can also detach and be used as a smart-weapon (really, couldn’t this be some character on True Blood, minus the obvious cheesy bits?)
Thank you, Lex! This was so much fun!!!
