Truth Is: What’s up with the wedding marathons on television? Seriously. Channels like Hallmark and Lifetime and, I don’t know, others, have had wedding weekends since January.
Pretty sure one of them begged viewers to celebrate “Wedding Month.” Huh, what, and more huh? June is the official wedding month. Not January, not February (apart from V-Day, which is like engagement day), not March, April, or May—June, and ONLY June.
And I know this isn’t just annoying to me as a single because even my mom said it was ridiculously obnoxious. Now, when my fairytale-happy, loves-to-watch-happy, happy, joy, joy-movies mom says as much, you know it must be white-dress and butter cream icing overkill.
Sorry. Had to just, you know, get that off my mind because…
Truth Is: …my brain is standing room only. I’m surprised I don’t have to WD-40 the dang thing. It’s just going and going and going and going. It won’t shut the heck up and let me be, much less sleep.
Truth Is: Kind of getting sick of the: “You’ll need x-y-z when you have kids one day…if you have them, I mean.” Oh, the “Your clock must be ticking about now, right?” is always pleasant. And let’s not forget the classically annoying, “Well, you’ll probably find him someday.”
Anyone have ANY suggestions for how to respond to those statements? I'm getting tired of responding with the plastered smile and resigned nod. I don’t think they’re trying to be mean or anything—it’s more like they forgot about their stay in Singletonville.
These same women HATED when the Marrieds made those kinds of statements/questions. Yet, here they are, cuddling up to the ideology they once loathed, while busily inserting it in my life.
I sometimes wonder if marriage acts as a partial lobotomy on the single gal mindset for some women.
Truth Is: My Mavs play the Heat tonight. *Hurl* If we hadn't annihilated them in the Championship last year *bliss*, I'd be much more nervous. Jason Terry is rumored to be breaking out the gold shoes for the match up. lol Gotta love Jet.
Truth Is: And, lastly, one of my favorite commercials right now is this M&M ad. Totally makes me laugh every single time.
